血泪教训，千万别掺和父母的事！
血泪教训，千万别掺和父母的事！老妈过生日，我孝敬她老人家的是——芙兰。尽管我不知道她和我老爹的生活有没有很和谐，但是我现在的日子过得很不和谐。都说卸磨杀驴，这话说得就是我爹我妈啊！
上个星期我妈过生日，我琢磨了好几天也没琢磨出来给她买个啥。正好，那天我回家，老妈在厨房里做饭，老爹在老妈跟前磨叽，一看我回来，老爹赶快把手从老妈的腰上拿下来。嘿嘿嘿~哎……我回来的不是时候啊~
晚上吃完饭，我躲在屋里上网，老爹老妈在客厅看电视，中间出去上厕所，看见老妈整个人都挂在老爹身上，看见我出来，赶紧坐好。老妈看着我的表情有点不太自然，问我是不是要喝水？我说不是，赶紧去上厕所，上完厕所赶快回房间。不知怎么的，突然间觉得我自己好像一个电灯泡。。。
要不，老妈的生日礼物，我就送他俩一个二人世界好了！顺便在附赠一点激情。。。嘿嘿嘿。。。
老妈生日那天，我给她说朋友家里出了事，要去帮忙不回家了。然后给老爹打电话，告诉他床头右边柜子抽屉里，有一瓶芙兰，那是我专门孝敬他老人家的，让他重新找回年轻时的激情，就当是他给我老妈的生日礼物了！
这一晚上我就在朋友家熬夜打游戏，忍不住幻想这一晚上老两口过的得有多和谐。。。
第二天下午我才回家，一回家就看见老爹老妈一脸严肃的坐在沙发上，气氛极其压抑。我嘴贱的说了一句：“怎么样啊，昨晚上过的挺热情吧！我孝顺吧！”
我不说话还不打紧，这话一说，老爸老妈当场炸毛！老妈问：“你是咋知道这东西的？你用过？”
“开玩笑，我用它干啥！”我连个女朋友都没有，要这玩意干啥！
老妈说：“你没用过，你让你爸用？你怎么知道这玩意可以用？”
“我的妈诶，那不是有说明吗？再说了，网上有介绍啊！”
老妈一把揪过我的耳朵：“我说你小子成天上网干啥呢，你就学这些啊？”
。。。。。。我无语
老爹这时也在一边帮腔：“说你不学好，还不信。你要是学好，会给你爹买壮阳药吗？！”
我，我，我，我咋这么冤呢！我还不是为了你俩好！老爹，你还倒打一耙！
总之，这一周我的日子过得非常郁闷！老爹老妈掐了我的网线，每天对我采取盯人政策。我说，我都二十多了，这么看着我也有点过分了吧！
各位xdjm，听我一句劝，千万别掺和父母的事！他们生活和不和谐，这跟你无关啊，你要是多管闲事给他们买芙兰，结局只有一个字——惨！啊啊啊啊啊啊……惨叫跑走 the frog prince
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but when she caught sight of the frog, she closed the door and seated herself again at the table. she looked quite pale. when the king saw that his daughter was frightened, he asked, "my child, what is at the door? has a giant come to carry you away?"
“oh, no, father," she replied, "it is no giant, only a very ugly frog."
“a frog! what can he want with you, my daughter?"
"ah, my dear father, i will tell you all about it. yesterday when i was playing with my golden ball by the fountain in the forest, it rolled into the water, and because i cried, the frog fetched it for me, and 1 promised him that he could come to the le and be my companion. i thought he could not get out of the water to come to me, and now here he is."
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"then, my daughter," said the king, "you must keep your promise. go and let him in at once." so she had to go and open the door, and the frog hopped in after her.
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when the princess heard this, she began to weep. she was really afraid of the cold frog. she could not even touch him, and now he wanted to sleep in her neat, beautiful little bed.
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